My blog has first birthday! For all my lovely follwers, im gonna hug u all and buy some beer :D!
- baby: m-m-ma-
- mother: are you trying to say mama? come on baby! you can do it!
- baby: m-m-m-
- mother: yes, say mama!
- baby: ma-ma!
- mother: oh my! it's a miracle! baby's first wor-
- baby: just killed a man
- mother: wut
- baby: put a gun against his head
- mother: u are a baby, where are you getting firearms
- baby: pulled my trigger now he's dead
- mother: you are only a baby. what is going on
- baby: mama, life had just begun
- mother: yeah u were born like 2 minutes ago
- baby: but now i've gone and thrown it all away
- mother: am i being punk'd
- baby: mammaaaaaaa ooOOOOoohhHHHHh
- back up babies: (any way the wind blows)
- baby: didn't mean to make you cry. if im not back again this time tomorrow
- mother: where u gonna go. u a baby. u dont even have a driver's license
- baby: carry onnnn, carry onnn, as if nothing really matters
- mother: omg my baby's first words!
burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body
true love is still loving your favorite band member after their 80s era
Explain to me how my room is always messy if the only thing I do there is sleep
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information